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Cartoon by Ben Cook on the music by Philip Glass for the film Kundun by Martin Scorsese published in Classic CD magazine in June 1988.

Kundun cartoon (Ben Cook, Classic CD, June 1998

(Georges Dupuis)

What was the hardest thing to determine in the vinyl era?
Whether a Brian Eno LP was warped or whether a Philip Glass LP was skipping.

(Hugo Moss)

"There's one piece by Philip Glass that I really like."
"Oh, really? Which one?"
"Any one."

(Emo Philips)

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

"Philip Glass Organ Works". So does mine!

Who's there ?
Knock Knock ?
Who's there ?
Knock Knock ?
Who's there ?
Knock Knock ?
Who's there ?
Philip Glass.

Or this variant:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass. Knock-knock.

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